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Monday, 9 December 2013

Warning to Santa Claus

Santa Claus



Dear Santa

My son and his friends cannot wait to see you
The other parents and I are not happy, alas we rue 
Last Christmas should have been a festive season
But you made it very sad and here is the reason

Instead of taking pictures with kids on your lap
You danced, gyrated, sang, fell, then took a nap
I know Christmas time brings joy and good cheer
Why did you have to do it with a six pack of beer?

The elves worked extremely hard to hide your mishap
What they should have done was to give you a slap
You have always gotten top ratings, and never a low
So please come sober this year with a HO HO HO!

Signed
Angry Mom

This actually happened a couple years ago

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